an "a to z" of smell & quim - part two of three

Some people have been known to be attracted to goats, or even screw them, but we've already covered bestiality, so let's consider...

olden Showers (Being pissed on, or pissing on people) can be fun! In the recent drought conditions in the U.K. Golden Showers have found approval from the water authorities who see this as a conservation measure. The water companies no doubt see this as a means of future outlay savings and pretty soon we'll all be getting raw sewage direct thru our taps. but back to the point... A lot depends on who is doing the pissing, and as in all things, these preferences can influence who we choose as friends. Would you want someone as an associate who had the desire to be doused by the woman in "Throw Mamma From the Train"? However Joanne Whalley-Kilmer dressed in a Nun-suit would be a different matter! ("THE GIRLS FROM THE GOLDEN SHOWER BLOCK FINISH THEIR STEINS OF ICED TEA AND RETURN TO THEIR CUBICLES" - Extract from "the Last True Fact" by Milovan Srdenovic)

umour is quite an important ingredient in sanity. Sometimes things get so crazy and weird that you've got to see the funny side (If you've run out of razor blades). Haggis is pretty funny - although sustaining. Hell-Hole Billygoat is an old song title. Hare Krishna krishna krishna Hara kiri Harry Ramsden. The Hellfire Club was a bunch of knobs and buddies of the Marquis of Queensbury/Dashwood axis who used to meet in some caves in West Wycombe to get wasted and bloated and shag the arse off of a selection of prostitutes, followed by a dessert of devil raising business and chantings. Altogether an example of male bonding really. One of the most humourous anecdotes about the Hellfire Club involves someone releasing a baboon that they had deftly smuggled into the caves at the moment that the dark beastly one was being invoked, to great panic striking effect.

thyphallic Music for peripatetic people is certainly a mouthful but we do Greek too. Indulgences are payments to the Roman Catholic Church for the assurance of entry into heaven and for the appeasement of sins. One Cardinal Albrect of Brandenburg did quite nicely out of this in the 1500's. He also had a huge collection of saints relics (42 complete bodies and 8133 particles). Indulgence though is a gas. Especially after a lot of indulgence. The best film ever made about indulgence is "Le Grande Bouffe" directed by Marco Ferreri, where indulgence really is a gas. It features the longest fart in cinematic history and Michel Piccoli farts himself to death. Quick! Go out and hire a copy! This film is a constant Influence to Smell & Quim, as is the word...

ism or Jissom (Annual or otherwise). It is a great and evocative descriptive term. Far better than Cum or Spunk etc. Imagine Sean Connery saying Jissom.